I feel very hard done by having a new years birthday, how
dare my parents be so inconsiderate.
While every other Tom Dick and Mary are out there celebrating the fact
that they are giving up the usual things, deciding they are going to go to the
gym at least 3 times a week and hugging strangers they barely know whilst signing
old Lang Sigh , I’m planning my birthday and there is no way I am not drinking,
smoking or being a generally debaucherous human until at least mid January.
Instead of giving up the drink or the smokes or even in some
cases the food, you (well I) drink, smoke and eat your way into the new year
trying to distract yourself from the impending birthday and before you know it,
it’s the end of January and too late to give up said drink, smokes and food
until next year.
So I’m making a change, I’ve decided to have my new year like
the Chinese, later on in January. Now
the Chinese are celebrating their new year on Friday 31st January,
that’s a little late for my liking, I could end up putting on another stone and
becoming a fully fledged alcoholic before then.
Thankfully I’ve given up the smokes, well I have the odd one now and
then but I’m not buying them regularly and I’m quite proud of that.
So I’m creating the Jollerie New Year. This year on Monday the 13th January 2014 I’m
starting my own new year. Now I know 13
is usually an unlucky number but sure I’m pretty unlucky anyway and I’ve failed
at every other attempt I’ve made to change my bad habits so I’m going to
overlook the unlucky number and take it as a good omen and start afresh.
·
I’m
not going to do weight watchers – I’m sick and tired of paying to be told I
didn’t stick to my diet plan.
·
I’m
not going to promise to go to the gym – I’m a bit of a rebel and hate “having
to do things” so its best to just go with the flow and do it when I want to.
·
I’m
not going to not drink – I’ll just drink in moderation
·
I’m
not going to not eat – I shall eat when I want but try be healthy
·
I’m
not going to not smoke – I will smoke if the mood takes me but be sensible
I have four weddings this year so if I cant find a dress I
only have myself to blame. One of which I am a bridesmaid for with two scrawnbags (yes you know who you are and you are scrawnbags), so on this note I shall promise myself day by day to do something, if I feel like going to the gym I will, if I feel like having a drink I will, I recon its all about moderation. So I will cross my fingers, legs and fallopian tubes and pray to all that is holy that this year will be the year I change those habits of a lifetime! Roll on 2014 Year of The Jollerie
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